m60

Créée le Thursday 13 June 2024

Item #: M-60

Risk class: Low-Risk

Security class: Uncontainable

Date recovered: N/A

Date amended: 2007AD/1/7

Secrecy: Open Level 1 (unrestricted, available to enemy GOIs so long as safety is a common interest)

Escape Prevention: Under no circumstances may anyone at our Force say something like "I have just lost the game" without a game in context.

Escape Recovery: Those affected are to be reminded that The Game exploits bugs in human language processing, and are to be reassigned to an unrelated task. Under no circumstances may they be allowed to announce the fact that they have "lost" The Game.

Description: M-60 is The Game. The Game is a language game which exploits bugs in human language processing. The objective of The Game is to fail to think about The Game. If you should think about the Game, and you are playing The Game, you are to announce as much by all means available to you.

We believe there are two possibilities: the game is unwinnable, or the game can be won by refusing to announce loss. It is believed that Randall Munroe has also won the game.